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Medvezhonok by lanyon for haipollai
Fandoms: Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
01 May 2013
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The Winter Soldier is on the run and no one is more surprised than he is by the fact that he is accompanied by a little boy who seems convinced that he is his father:
“What’s that, Papa?”
Papa flinches and looks at Stefan. “It’s called a Kalashnikov,” he says, in a strange voice. “You’re not to touch it, okay?”
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- Part 1 of Medvezhonok
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OTP Challenge: Daken/Bullseye by manicr
Fandoms: Dark Avengers (Comic), Dark Wolverine (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
12 Jun 2024
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A villainous "romance" with gratuitous porn and violence: dark and twisted, sexy and weirdly sweet.
One-shot collection, though some can be read together. Starts off short and pwp-ish, but the later chapters are plot heavy. Mind the chapter specific content warnings.
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Little Bear [ART for Medvezhonok] by Feanor_in_leather_pants for lanyon
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jun 2014
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Series of single panel black and white with spot color illustrations for "Medvezhonok." Ink wash and some digital edits.
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The Winter Soldier is on the run and no one is more surprised than he is by the fact that he is accompanied by a little boy who seems convinced that he is his father:“What’s that, Papa?”
Papa flinches and looks at Stefan. “It’s called a Kalashnikov,” he says, in a strange voice. “You’re not to touch it, okay?”
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Adventures in Babysitting by lanyon for Feanor_in_leather_pants
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
27 Jun 2014
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In which Tony Stark babysits Bucky Barnes' son. It goes about as well as expected.
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- Part 2 of Medvezhonok
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"I'd die for you," said Hannibal, giving Will an utterly besotted look across the table.
With any other couples, this kind of remark would have been met with a simple return of the sentiment. It was a clichéd enough expression of love after all.
However, them being what they are, Will couldn't help but get professional about it.
"How would your dying help me?" Will asked, and not in a hypothetical manner. He honestly wanted to know how Hannibal could die for him in the most helpful way.
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Ганнибал узнает, что Уилла возбуждает погружение в мозг убийц, и начинает оставлять жуткие расчлененные трупы в легко доступных местах, чтобы дать Уиллу возможность очередного «погружения».
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Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye.
He doesn't know what to make of this.
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03 Dec 2016
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their notoriously morally challenged yet endearing Grunkle says some questionable things about cheap labor that indicates that he has poor understanding of child labor laws,
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Bill's grin is predatory. "You're not the only one without the common sense to avoid making deals with the devil. They get what they want, I get what I want, it's a profitable system, you know?"He sounds exactly like a shady used car salesman, and Dipper laughs, even though it's not necessarily funny.
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Regardless, everyone has an amazing time, Wendy makes it out with her new boyfriend in tow, and Stan actually cries (while claiming he has glitter in his eyes, which is entirely possible with Mabel’s decor but everybody knows the truth). -
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He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and … soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be.
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"Lovely child." A voice purred from around him. It echoed trough the trees like a sibilant hiss. Shuddering Dipper reached for the little packet of herbs he kept in his coat pocket. It was a varied mixture, but could do mild damage to most creatures. Enough for him to be able to get away hopefully. "So pretty, won't you come with me young one?"
"Yeah" Dipper started, narrowed eyes peering about the shadows, "that seems like an incredibly stupid idea."
Dipper gets attacked and molested by a demon who, surprisingly enough, is not Bill. Bill doesn't take this very well.
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29 Dec 2016
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Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.
Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.
It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.
That'd be ridiculous.
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27 Dec 2017
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Absolutely. Fucking. Fabulous.
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Now that they’re not trying to hide it anymore, Petya starts openly packing guns into the hospital bag he was preparing, rather than the subtle way he’d been doing it before. Nastya shakes her head at her husband, slapping his hands away from the guns and pulling them out.
“Stupid man, guns have too much potential for collateral damage in a hospital.” And starts packing the bag with knives instead.
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Everything seems normal until he sits back and compares his life with his friends, and that’s when Eggsy figures out his family are complete fucking lunatics.
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“Merlin’s enlisted Michelle.” A general sense of unease permeates the group. They all love Michelle, of course, but the truth is, she’s fundamentally different from them in a multitude of ways which they can never quite comprehend. Which means that she’s unpredictable. Which has lead to scenarios such as Maria’s favoured knife leaving a trail of glitter, which never quite seems to leave, no matter how much she cleans it. There are several very confused medical examiners who’ve found glitter inside fatal stab wounds. Then there was the time Zhenka didn’t realise she’d sewn an adorable looking bunny onto the back of his favourite sweater, and wore it to an interrogation. -
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The Evolution of Organized Crime by Artsome
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
03 Jan 2018
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In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it.
Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.- Bookmarks:
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03 Jan 2018
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So fabulous. Haruhi is so practical that this is all hilarious and exciting.
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"But you're a boy."
..."No, I'm not."
"Of course you are! You – You – Uh..."
Haruhi pursed her lips. "Should I show you?"
Ritsu couldn't have clammed up any faster if she had told him that the yakuza empire was actually a ballet routine, a hot blush working up from his neck and towards his ears. He eventually stammered out his denial and gracefully never brought the topic up again. Of course she was a girl, heh, how could he have missed it?
He shot panicked looks at his hidden subordinates in the bushes. They had buried their heads in their hands, an alarming sort of wheeze coming out, but they managed to offer Ritsu a shakily held thumbs up.
The girl in question stared at him oddly, wondering why he refused so adamantly to see her birth certificate. Was he allergic to reading?
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Rodrigo the Spanish mafia son had also become her pen pal during that time, but that wasn't really interesting. He mostly lamented about his father and how unexciting the rest of their kidnapped people were. She couldn't quite tell if he was joking or not. -
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Harry decides Dark Lordship suits him at age eleven. It’s unfortunate that his predecessor just won’t retire already.
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- Part 106 of HP Works
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09 Feb 2019
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Jango calls Obi Wan uj'ika, which means cupcake.
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Harry has the best girlfriend. Sure, she might be a little homicidal, but her problem-solving abilities are off the charts. McLaggen probably won't bother her anymore, which leaves Harry more time to cuddle with Tom
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In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
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Saitama's just a guy who's a villain for a hobby.
What the hell kind of lame-ass backstory is that?
(Now with a Russian translation by Torry!)
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03 May 2020
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“I wish to learn from you, Sensei. May I please come in?”
Saitama sighs. “For a cup of tea, then you scram. I don’t want a student.”
Genos takes a polite sip of his tea, more for form’s sake than actual thirst, and asks, “Sensei! May I please live here?”
“How the fuck do you go from 'tea and scram’ to 'let me live here’?” Saitama asks incredulously. “You may absolutely not live here.”
Genos slides his bankbook across to Saitama. “I can pay the rent.”
Saitama looks at the numbers in the book. He looks up. “Do you need a toothbrush?”
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“Did you ever think that the reason they come so early is because you kill them before they have a chance to tell others that you don’t want early morning visitors?” Genos asks, sweeping the bloody water off the landing.“Oh shit, I never thought of it that way,” Saitama says. He shakes his hand, blood and shards of bone flaking off, and Genos sweeps those away too. “Maybe we should put up a sign.”
“I’ll put it on your website,” Genos says.
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Saitama smiles. “That Tank Top head honcho guy, he’s pretty strong, right?”“S-Class Rank 15,” Genos says. “I doubt he’s a match for your strength, Sensei, but all of them at once might make for an entertaining distraction.”
Saitama leans over the edge of the balcony and shouts, “Hey, I’ll be right down! Gotta put on my suit!”
It’s with childish glee that Saitama wiggles into his suit and hops into his boots, gloves held in his mouth as he buckles his belt. Genos grabs an umbrella and hops down off the balcony before Saitama.
“Put up a good fight,” he warns them, throwing Tanktop Master an unimpressed glare. “Sensei’s a busy man and doesn’t like it when people waste his time.”
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Saitama bursts through the wall behind Tatsumaki, the residual momentum of his fist disintegrating most of her upper body.“Ah. Sorry,” Saitama says to her falling corpse. “Didn’t see you there.”
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Fubuki chuckles darkly. “You don’t know the half of it. I’ll spread it around that the Demon Cyborg is off limits, and I hope we never meet again.”“Yep. Bye,” Saitama says, waving as she leaves. It’s only after the door shuts that he asks, “Wait, who’s the Demon Cyborg?”
Genos smiles, helplessly fond.
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Saitama turns to Genos as they settle into their futons.“Hey. You know I’d never let them have you, right?” Saitama asks.
“I hope not. Kidnapping is a felony offense, no matter who commits it.”
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just something about you turns me to a savage by neverazombie
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Mar 2020
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Had Geralt told him to stay at the inn, citing nonspecific danger to Jaskier’s person?
Yes.
Had Geralt told him not to follow him under any circumstances, because of said nonspecific danger that was unclear would be inflicted by Geralt or the monster?
Also Yes.
Was Jaskier slowly inching his way towards the ruins where the monster had made it’s nest, following the directions the mayor had grudgingly provided Geralt because really, what could Geralt do to him that he hadn’t already?
Absolutely Yes.
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Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn’t going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch.
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To Steal A Heart by ironhoshi
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Sep 2022
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His gaze swept over the space below him, his arms leaning against the carved railing, and he narrowed his eyes. How was he supposed to get through that door unnoticed? Greez should have turned down this particular job. Rumor had it that any person that stole from the Royal family of Mandalore tended to lose their limbs...and then their life.
"I see it," he responded. "You owe me after this."
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So. Frickin. CUTE.
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A series of one-shots featuring the Bat Family through the eyes of various outsiders. An AU in which the Bats are fiercely loyal to one another, closed off to all contact except among themselves and are more like anti heroes than heroes.
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The Paragon by orphan_account
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
08 May 2021
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Like all good fathers, Nolan Grayson looks out for his son, Mark. Only, his tactics may be significantly more...Questionable.
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The bond of brotherhood that Jason Todd and Damian al Ghul formed in the League of Assassins doesn't die just because they're in Gotham now.
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