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Satoru’s--Megumi’s Starbook :} by Insomniac_with_dreams
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Jul 2025
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The streetlights come on as they head for home and the sun slips completely out of the sky. It’s been a silent walk. Satoru has his hands tucked into his pockets, keeping half an eye on Megumi who plods along beside him like a sentient thunder cloud. When the kid starts to slow for real, Satoru pauses.
“I can carry you the rest of the way.”
The scowl he gets could rival a Purple to the face. “No.”
“Oh come on, Megs. I said I was sorry.”
“To Ms. Kirishima. Not to me.”
Satoru pouts at him. “Fine. I’m sorry I was so late picking you up.”
“I’m not mad about that.”
“Well I can’t read your mind, so you’re gonna have to spell it out for me,” Satoru says. He’s not to the point of being annoyed yet, but Megumi is a master manipulator and can hold Satoru hostage with his refusal to just say what he needs or wants.
“You made me stay there with her, and made me have to call you on her phone.”
“Oh horrors.” Satoru crouches so he can look the little boy in the eyes. “I’m very sorry you had to have social interaction with someone you will see for months every single day.”
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Stone’s presence at meetings is a non-negotiable for Robotnik. He’s his trusty agent and bodyguard, after all, and all of these dusty, boring old bureaucratic meetings are truly insufferable when he doesn’t have anyone to gossip with. He doesn’t care if the whole of the whole of the US military is getting sick of their antics, he will have Stone at his side at all times, whether they like it or not. Even if he has to get creative with it, in order to find a loophole with their inane, petty rules.
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"It shouldn’t bother him the way it does.
The boxes that once fueled his anxiety are broken down, stacked neatly by the curb to be picked up by recycling. The art that littered the floor now brightens up every room in his house. And, most importantly, Lucy is safe in his arms, her head resting over his heart, her chest rising and falling steadily while Kojo snores on her other side.
It shouldn’t bother him."
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Pecs and Persuasion by gladr4
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Jan 2026
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New gym coach Clark Kent is timid, clumsy and very out of his depth when billionaire single dad Bruce Wayne storms into his office demanding a better grade for Tim. What starts as a parent-teacher conference quickly becomes something far more...physical.
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Take Two by TheAuthorWhoWrote
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson RPF
23 Jan 2026
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Filming a third season back-to-back was never part of the plan. Neither was falling into something complicated.
Walker is good on camera. Off camera, he’s a bundle of nerves with a bad habit of staring too long and overthinking every move.
Leah is quick, bright, and always one step ahead, even when she’s quietly unraveling.
Somewhere between back-to-back filming days, somewhere between almost and maybe, something settles in and refuses to leave.
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Adventures in Time Traveler Babysitting by MaybeTomorrowSatan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy just wanted to finish his 8th year in peace but Granger is up to something again and now he’s stuck holding a young child's sticky hand instead of finishing his charms essay. The little girl is cute, he could admit that, with curly brown hair and a suspicious resemblance to a certain witch he knows, she’s oddly adorable even if her babbling about the future doesn't make any sense.
Who exactly is this girl? How does she recognize Pansy and Theo? But far more importantly to Draco, why does she keep calling him, ‘Scorp’?
Fucking, Granger…
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friends in high places by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby?
Ilya: Yes
Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though
Harris: He IS?
Kyle: literally wtf is this timelineIn which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat
(Can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 3 of the secret society of stick handlers
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Timeline Debates by Honeybees_n_flowers
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jan 2026
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A few months after Shane and Ilya’s relationship is revealed, Twitter begins to speculate about the timeline of it all. Ilya fans the flames.
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- Part 3 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 2 of HR Socmed Fics
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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Will Graham is a guarded, sharp-tongued student navigating an isolating home life, untreated trauma, and the psychological weight of a demanding behavioral analysis program.
When he’s paired in a lab with Hannibal Lecter, a quiet, older assistant with a calm presence and firm boundaries, their lives begin to overlap through shared work.
Late hours, and proximity neither of them asked for.
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Parece ser boa
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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Blitzø squints down at Stolas' crotch. No dick. No pussy. Mostly just downy feathers, darker than the rest of his coat.
“Um.” He weighs up the pros and cons of asking Stolas for a little direction here.
No dick is fine - Blitzø wouldn't let him use that anyway. He's a top and he's not gonna let a royal put a punch in his infrequent bottom card. That's reserved for cowboys and tall succubi with especially girthy strap-ons. But no pussy? Where's he supposed to stick it?
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A retelling of season 1 from Blitzø's perspective, from reuniting with Stolas to the aftermath of their date at Ozzie's.
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Upon arriving back in Whitestone, Fredrick calls his third child to his side and says gravely, "My son, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."
Percival, who was raised in nobility and has always quietly feared this exact thing his entire life, sets his jaw and nods obediently. "Yes, Father," he says, and then holes himself up in his workshop to drink.
Upon arriving back in Syngorn, Sildor calls the girl child to his side and says gravely, "My daughter, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."
Vex'ahlia throws a chair through a window.
Or, the one where the Briarwoods never took over Whitestone, Thordak never destroyed Byroden, and two asshole nobles make a snap decision over whiskey. Percival struggles with his chronic emotional constipation and works on his tan, Vex'ahlia commits arson and sighs a lot, the de Rolo siblings win the award for Tal'Dorei's Least Helpful Peanut Gallery, and, eventually, there's a wedding. If they can all survive each other long enough to get to it.
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别家bg，应该算官推吧，试吃一口
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Jimin frowns down at his lap, fidgeting with his fingers. “I don’t want to inconvenience you.”
“You’re not an inconvenience.”
“Not even a minor one?”
“No.”
“But I bother you all the time,” Jimin points out.
Jungkook just stares at him. “I wish you’d bother me more often.”
Oh, Jimin thinks, and then promptly looks away.
Jeon Jungkook has orbited Park Jimin like a faithful planet for his entire life. He's never felt the need to stray away, not when Jimin has taught him what real devotion is. But when Jimin feels the need to put unnecessary distance between them, he has no choice but to reverse their roles — just so that he can pull him back with the inescapable force of a gravitational pull.
Or: in which Jungkook manages to rope Jimin into filming a new season for their show for completely innocent, non-selfish reasons, and Jimin is so busy repressing over a decade worth of feelings that he wouldn't know reciprocation if it hit him in the face with a baseball bat.
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Robert has one good day and immediately gets kidnapped because the universe hates him. His rescue squad? The Z-team—aka a shy water boy, a confused alien, and eight ex-villains who think “stealth operation” means “blow up the building.”
Robert instantly regrets ever telling them “good job.”
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Seeing how happy Denji was by dating Reze, Beam decided to try and score a girlfriend of his own. He wanted to be just like his idol. Try as he might to be stealthy, the shark fiend was anything but subtle. He surprised you out of the blue one day and the rest was history.
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Draco Malfoy has done it.
Somehow – years after the war – he’s finally convinced the world he’s not such a bad bloke.
Which is why, when Theodore Nott asks for help in passing his final Ministry probationary meeting, Draco is confident his friend will pass with flying colours too – that is, until they learn who will be judge, jury, and executioner.
Or: the one where Theo panics, Draco flirts with a prickly probation officer, and the entire night descends into chaos and feelings. There is a violent plant in this fic.
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- Part 1 of A Tiny Universe
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Buck frowns slightly, huffs, “No, I mean it, Eddie. You—Really, you can’t be gay.” he seems to think, pauses, ”Or, you know what, I can’t. I can’t be bisexual, then. I’m straight from now on,” he declares, nodding to himself.
“You’re not straight, dumbass,” Eddie says, rolling his eyes.
Buck points a finger at him, “Don’t invalidate me.”
(Or, Eddie tries to come out to Buck, and to confess his love in the process. It could’ve gone worse, he thinks.)
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Friends to Fiancés tag was made for Buddie. with a side of Buck being Straight!Eddie's #1 supporter. it's silly and sweet yee haw
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Heated Rivalry - Scott Hunter's POV by firelord_zutara
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Dec 2025
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Trust Han Jisung to catch feelings for his longtime best friend. But the quarter-life crisis can wait… for one thing and one thing only.
The roadtrip of legend, years in the making. An entire epic month of summer on the road with all his best friends from college crammed into a camper van with booze aplenty. And… all time in the world to forget about that silly little crush on Minho. Because regrettably, Minho won’t be joining them. He has plans with his boyfriend.
Until they break up two weeks before the trip and Minho decides to tag along.
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