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  1. Summary

    aka the fanfics i plan on updating or finished. consider most of my other fanfics abandoned at the moment.

    order of priority to update:

    'no thoughts' is the one I currently plan on updating more often than the others
    'the clouds are gone' is a WIP that takes me a while to update. However, I have the majority of it written. I just like to let it marinate to get spicier LOL.
    'the misadventures of isiah' is a major WIP of mine that is being planned.
    'pros and cons...' is on hiatus but not abandoned.

    the other fanfics in this series are unfortunately up to my muse. Godspeed.

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    Maybe Minato was not the right person to do this, but he would be a man he would be proud of or die trying.

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    1. Shikamaru/Kiba/Sasuke kind of crack idea of Kiba being so aware it is killing him inside. (Likely Discontinued)

    2. No Thoughts. Nara Fixation Au with baby gay ShikaNaru. Shinobi slice of life.

    3. prodigy drabble

    4. shika in one piece: gay and gay to stay (Not Abandoned)

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  4. Summary

    idk what im doing ngl || slow updates bc i have things going on, but most of these are not abandoned, i am just slow.

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    Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.

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    Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”

    “None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”

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    Shikamaru had seen the promotion coming. He didn't want it but he couldn't say no. He didn't know the guy promoted with him, Uzumaki Naruto. He had never seen him in the village, to be exact. That was weird. They were the same age, they should have been classmates at the Academy. Unless... his teammates weren't his teammates, more like bodyguards. But why? Being the Hokage's son hardly was reason enough (Asuma had never had bodyguards). Could there be something else? Not that Shikamaru cared. He didn't. Nope. He had other problems to deal with. He didn't need that guy in his life. He really didn't. Until he did.

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    We've all seen gamer stories. The main character hops in, instantly gets his super powered epic skill and a harem of hotties. Goes on to hop into the main plot and become the best of friends with everyone important and everything ends up going their way.

    Unfortunately, Leslie doesn't want to be here. And all of that sounds like way too much work.

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    PEAK GAMER FICTION

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    Cullen struggles with memories and trauma from Kinloch and Kirkwall and battles his lyrium withdrawals. Rejected by Evelyn Trevelyan, he stumbles into the Skyhold kitchen at night and meets a kitchenmaid, Orla.

    Their nighttime discussions become his pastime.

    What could the Commander of the Inquisition and an illiterate maid talk about?

    As it turns out, everything.

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    Why wouldn't a maid have a voice in the story?

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    21 Oct 2024

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    In 1945, Steve Rogers jumps from a nosediving plane and swims through miles of Arctic Ocean to a frozen shore.

    In 1947, Steve Rogers marries Peggy Carter.

    In 1966, the New York Times finds the lost letters of Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes.

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