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    Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.

    His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.

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    In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

    Podfic available!

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    After his fateful battle with Nara Shikamaru, Hidan is resurrected in a world of bizarre technology, Quirks, and Heroes. He has no idea why his god brought him here—until Jashin takes an interest in a certain green-haired boy.

    “He crouched in front of bright green eyes, which gazed at him calmly amid the wreckage of bodies and blood, washing the streets red and gold in the setting sun.

    “...what’s your name?”

    “Izuku. Midoriya Izuku.”

    And that was how Hidan ended up with a kid.”

     

    A comedy of errors.

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    One day, after a particularly unpleasant failure of a mission, Kakashi takes a detour through the civilian quarter of Konoha and stumbles on a little pink-haired civilian girl who performs a flawless transformation technique with the wrong set of hand seals.

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    Todoroki Shouto is trapped. His knuckles are bloody, his knees are bruised, his father is growing crueler as the clock ticks on, and Shouto is trapped. Meanwhile, an echo of violence reverberates in Dabi's ears, and when necessity ties him back to his brother, he decides to make good on an old promise.

    In a maelstrom of bloodshed, questionable intent, and skeletons dragged from the closet, the League of Villains offers Shouto an enticing escape.

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    When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn’t expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn’t even be an easy job, of course, because Edward’s assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

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    Midoriya Izuku died in a fire at six years old. Akatani Mikumo died after escaping All For One at eleven. Kitsune is the Watcher of the Night, the protector of the people that the heroes ignore.

    When he's given the opportunity of a lifetime, nobody expects things to spiral out of control quite as spectacularly. At least Izuku's misery is entertaining.

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    Wishing for a quirk didn’t turn out the way he hoped. But there has to be something good to come out of this.
    Izuku just isn’t sure what.

    ——————-
    Abandoned

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    "'A life for a life,' it had drawled happily. 'But with a twist! Edward, I want to believe you're not so naive to think that reality revolves only around your singular, dispensable timeline, yes?'"

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    The Law of Equivalent Exchange is bullshit. That's what Edward Elric decides after he wakes up in a dumpster after he makes a risky deal with Truth. Aizawa Shota's list of problem children just keeps getting longer by the second, and Japan probably isn't ready for the uncontrollable hurricane of destruction that is the Fullmetal Alchemist.

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    FMA x BNHA crossover fic because I'm a little bit funky and cringe! Canon divergence where Ed gives up his life to bring Al back, but it doesn't go quite as planned.

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    “The Boss has his own plans about how to approach this,” Akutagawa says in a purposeful, strong voice that’s trying too hard not to be an admission of guilt. “This way is more beneficial to both of us.”

    “A recruitment pitch? You want me to work with you?”

    “No,” Akutagawa scoffs. “You’re an idiot who can’t take directions and wastes too much time on moral crises. I just don’t want to kill you anymore.”

    (otherwise known as “atsushi takes over the port mafia: slowburn edition”)

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    Izuku was chosen for his lack of quirk. Aizawa was chosen for his quirk’s usefulness as it pertained to the mission. Both were scanned and vetted meticulously, followed for a minimum of one month (Izuku) and a maximum of three (Aizawa; it took much longer due to his pro-hero status).

    Kidnapped and subjected to experimentation, torture, and horrors beyond comprehension, Izuku and Aizawa only have each other.

    But left to the mercy of their captors, will their companionship be enough to break themselves out? Or instead, lead them to break apart in the process?

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    This is how Midoriya Izuku's world ends - with blood and a quirk that can make a crack in the spacetime continuum big enough for a person to fit in, for Izuku to squeeze through.

    But the same Izuku doesn't come out.

    This is how Izuku's world ends and Kaito Mori's begins.

     

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    All For One has pushed the world to the brink of destruction. In order to save the future, Izuku must travel to his past and become someone new. Someone capable of saving all those he loves, even if they never thank him for it, if they never know what they meant to him in a timeline that no longer exists.

    He’ll do it because someone has to. For all of their sakes.

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    When Midoriya Izuku finds an altar buried in the woods, he really should leave it alone. It’s old and it’s faded— the dark stones are weather-worn, pockmarks from the flow of water over time.

    An abandoned altar meant gods who had been abandoned.

    (And maybe, Izuku finds this too sad to ignore)

    With soft fingers and keen eyes, Izuku begins to strip the rocks of dirt and mould. Even though it is evening and the shadows dip low— the altar is warm beneath his hands.

    It feels like change.

    (American gods inspired au! Updates once a week! Author attempts (and usually fails lmao) to reply to every comment!)

    Temporary hiatus yall im tired af

    (If you see this fic anywhere else than AO3, it has been stolen! Do not repost my work! If you see this fic posted anywhere else, please let me know!)
     

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    Izuku fell out of his own reality at the age of 4.

    To any normal person, that would mean the end. Poof, gone, a slate wiped clean and any possibilities it once held now never to be fulfilled.
    But Izuku is no normal person.

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    To a kid who has spent his entire life up until now pushing forward it becomes apparent just how difficult it is to go back.

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    Born with a useless Quirk now awakened to its full potential, Izuku is forced to ask himself some things--
    What is the purpose of dreams when you've already seen them all? Why are there no decent Katsudon places in The Void?

    What is the price of humanity?

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    The revelation of a universe jumping portal finds Team Mustang visiting the English Wizarding World at the invitation of their Ministry during a time of unrest. Roy and his team are to advise their inefficient Ministry and gather information as Edward teaches the basics of Alchemy to unappreciative snot-nosed gremlins. But when Roy starts discovering information that the high-ups want to be left alone, he finds that this mission has become a whole lot more dangerous for him and his crew. Edward just wants to make it through the school year without bashing his head in due to stupid questions from students - and from the toad with a worse (and more pink) sense of style than him.

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    Shota remembers the first time he’d found him. As with most strays, he found him in an alley. Like all alleys, it was dirty, and forgotten, and neglected. Abandoned. On that particular night, it was raining, and cold. He’d been lucky that most petty criminals had decided they’d rather deal in their activities when it wasn’t absolutely terrible outside. It just meant Shota had been crouching out on rooftops for undeniably long stretches of time in a cold, miserable ball for most of his patrol. If he hadn’t though, he would’ve passed the kid, lying face up in that alley, without noticing.

    Or, an AU where Midoriya Izuku has No Longer Human from Bungou Stray Dogs.

    **Updates will now be frequent. Will update on Fridays without fail until this is finished. **

    HIATUS UNTIL SEPTEMBER 9TH 2022

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    Dazai and Chuuya are given a mission to infiltrate U.A.

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    Notice: This fic is on indefinite hiatus, it is incomplete. The synopsis of the remaining plot is available in chapter 28.

    Almost everyone is born quirkless, save for those with mutant-type quirks. Everyone is equal, that is, until you turn four. And Midoriya Izuku is at the bottom of the ladder. An extra toe joint; no quirk. Still, he wants to be a hero in a world where everyone tells him no. He doesn't know when to quit, so he pushes on. Until he doesn't.
    It's always been hero or nothing for Midoriya Izuku.

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    Midoriya Izuku has a resurrection quirk and it's kind of a huge disaster.

     

    Forgive my poor summary skills.

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    "I told Damian to kill Dick."

    Jason broke off. Tim kept his gaze down, his face red with shame.

    "What the fuck did you do?!"

    Tim took a shaky breath, “I was so angry. Dick told me ... he told me he didn't trust me. He gave Robin's cape to Damian, he told Superman I'm crazy… not really but now no one in the Justice League will listen to me. I just wanted him to listen to me. But when he sent me away, I was so angry and I didn't think ... "

    Fuck, he was on the verge of tears. It'd be safer for everyone if Jason gagged him and kept him from talking. But Tim was already traumatized enough and he wasn't such an asshole to add fuel to the fire. Dick seemed to have done most of the work.

    Thus, Jason freed him from the net. Tim fell awkwardly to the ground, and he said to him, “Let's go have a drink. You have a lot to explain to me. "

    ---------

    Tim is trying to escape from Gotham. Jason has thoughts about it.

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    It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.

    (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

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    Izuku Midoriya was born with rabbit ears poking out of his head and wings sprouting from his back.
    This...changes a lot more than one would expect.

    Or: A story in which Izuku is the little sibling of Miruko and Hawks, raised by the Hero Commission, and kind of just wants to be a normal kid.

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